Cool enough, already?

Alas, less than 50 days to be pampered and cuddled and do stuff :)

After donkey years, freeeko managed to show off freeeko's OoooO!!! yes.mission is accomplished, said freeeko.

AniakokoK

Semalam I called You You tak answer,
You kata You keluar pergi dinner,
You kata You keluar dengan kawan You,
But when I call Tommy he said it wasn't true.
So I drove my car pergi Damansara,
Tommy kata maybe You tengok bola,
Tapi bila I sampai,
You...
You tak ada,
Lagilah I jadi gila.
So I called and called sampai You answer,
You kata 'Sorry Sayang tadi tak dengar',
'My phone was on silent',
'I was at the gym',
Tapi latar belakang suara perempuan lain.
Sudahlah Sayang, I don't believe You,
I've always known that Your words were never true,
Why am I with You?
I pun tak tahu.
No wonderlah my friends pun tak suka You.
So I guess that's the end of our story,
Akhir kata she accepted his apology,
Tapi last-last kita dapat tahu,
She was cheating too,
With her ex-boyfriend's bestfriend,

Tommy...

KANTOI.!!

Teruna&Dara

I just need half an hour break (or maybe an hour??) from all these wooooords.

And here I am, spilling out my thoughts in this 'high tech diary' also known as the blog.

My current needs...
1. A headbanging concert. So that I can headbang as hard as I can in the crowd. No one can say anything because they will be too busy headbanging and dancing like a drunken ass on the dancefloor. Tak kesah.Nak berdansa sahaja,kehendak saya.

2. Drum. I want to play this toy instrument that I can hit what that looks like a tong-milo with two batang kayu. I'll get an orgasm when listening to the sound produced by this toy. Thrill thrill weyyy.




3. Katak. I am in desperate need for katak. Katakkk, Katakkk... I have all that I need to put you to sleep my dear katakkk. But where have you gone hiding???



4. Kipas. For ventilation in my room? ...takpe rumah baru ada kipas...

5. Orang putih.Orang Cina.Orang India.Orang Negro. "Manyak cantik Lenglui, mana lu mau pigi..." "Inggeporingge...Ane!Roti canai une!" "Putu mayam putu mayam putu mayam..." "Old newspaper!Paper lama!Saukaukoci!*honk honk*" "Would you like a cup of English tea honey?"

6. Palestin to the rescue. I want to protect the dying lonely hungry poor kids whose parents might be killed by the Monsters.

Lipstik is not so bad. And Roti too. It's a good beginning of the day to start with for a medic student like me. Buka youtube (pronounced as yu-toob) cari lagu baru get down to business.
Am I out of my mind or what, I'm starting to develop a fancy like like feeling towards corak on kain batiks.chanteeeqq...

RIP

I was a ngokngek happy-go-lucky pain in the ass high school kiddo. Like most high school kids, I too had a favourite lepak place near my school. Since Form One, I have already discovered the going-to-be my hang out place. It started out when my Jing Gang and I had nothing better to do while waiting to be stuck in the period of doom where we had to pretend to be interested on what the heck the non-stop-talking-with-speckies old woman is crapping about....'We must behave like Puteri-puteri Sri Aman to maintain our school's reputation...' yadayada (One of the weekly pick up lines -___-) and line up in rows according to classes while singing Negaraku and Lagu Sekolah for nearly half an hour (felt like two hours to us...) which is also known as the weekly school assembly.

OK so the Jing Gang decided to lepak somewhere before suffocating ourself in the so called period of doom. And the nearest place that we could bitch around with our baju kurung kain biru with school tag was Jaya. That was when it all started.


Buhsan je, Jaya. Makan, Jaya.
Beli barang kelas, Jaya. Beli barang for any events happening, Jaya.
Photostat, Jaya. Beli dvd, Jaya.
Lepak, Jaya. Makan Lontong, Jaya.
Starbucks, Jaya. Shopping, Jaya.
Tution punnn, Jaya.
Basically, everything happened in Jaya. Jaya has contributed a lot to us Sri Amanians.

Yesterday, I was told Jaya has become a rumble! It has collapsed by itself! And it was not done by man.! I was shocked,sad. How can this be. But it's about time too for Jaya to end its life as a very convenient centre for all of us.

Jaya, may you rest in peace. A new replacement will surely be taking over your place Jaya. No worries.

Al-Fatihah.

AZestofLololooove

A heart shape in gulai lemak? LOVE PORTION it is, according to 'Miss Lovey Dovey'. Hunger for love Kak Aisha????? *smirks* Go for it babe.! I will always be there to support youuu :D

noPants!

PANASSSSSSSSSS......


WHAT IF... Someone starts a new trend here in Alexandria? Cute short animated boxers. On the streets? Just look at this dude..he wears just boxers at subways. It would be quite ridiculous actually if it does happen here(sure banyak gila controversy -_-). But due to the bright frying hot sunny weather, I wouldn't mind to follow the trend. It would be really cute I think. Imagine, boxers with big yellow smiley faces or rainbow colored boxers or small tiny polka dots printed on the boxers worn by living creatures named human...Comel pe.

So apa lagi.Someone,start the trend! It's getting really damn hot hot hot here.! :D

This is what we get

It's humid. It's hot. It's sunny. It's bright. It's summer. Grab your shades and bikinis and let's hit the beach you crazeee peeple. But one thing which I think is not so very pleasant about summer is...the odour that gets into my hidung. I tell you, it's not what you would want to be rewarded with after a long day of class. It was not so bad before. But today, two unfortunate events happened :

Before lecture : Oh shitt. Ada bau weyy. Omg. We better get going. Why are we surrounded by these guys? Omfg. Jom join the peeple at the staircase. Bila lah Arab-arab nak blah nih. Dah start dah. The smell. Nah bau my tangan. Wangeeeee. Aaahhh...

While stopping a taxi balik rumah : Mansheya?? Lak. Mansheya?? Lak. Mansheya?? Lak. Eh, why is it so hard to get a taxi at this time?! Freaking tired ahh. Tax!! Mansheya??? (taxi stops) OH YES! (punches a fist in the air) Finally. (gets in the taxi) Mansheya fin?? Shari' An-Nas. OH shitt. Ada 'the smell' lahh. Adoiii. Cannot lah like this. Sobs...

Ah hah. It is a saddening part of my life here. Can't bear it. Need a bottle of sweet smelling bau everywhere I go now. You Arab peeplee!!